From the monthly archives:

March 2011

One of my most prized possessions is a Natural Law Party newspaper that I received as a high school student during the 1993 election. For those who may have missed the Natural Law Party, they are/were a federal party that back in 1993 fielded 231 candidates on a platform that included hiring thousands of yogic flyers to generate positive energy in Ottawa.

Since then, they seem to have fizzled out – the Wikipedia link above suggests that they threw in the towel after getting .13% of the popular vote in 2000. Further evidence of the party’s dissolution is that their website now appears to be about scuba diving.

Anyway, say what you will about their policy positions, when the invitation from our high school was put out to all of the parties to have a debate with the students, the Conservatives, Liberals, and Natural Law Party showed up – instantly giving the NLP more credibility than the NDP in my eyes (a position I hold to this day).

I say Canadian politics is a less colourful place without the NLP (the Green Party is a pale substitute), and indeed is a harsher, meaner place than it was in 1993 (attack ads and all). So in the spirit of livening up the coming election, I’m going to post excerpts from that 1993 newspaper for your enjoyment. Pictures and transcript follow below, beginning today with the NLP’s plan to change the doors that MP’s enter and exit Parliament through to encourage more harmonious discussions. Note that apparently Parliament was as venal and bickering-ful (?) a place back in 1993 as it is today.

“The Parliament Buildings in Ottawa, with their improper orientation and southern main entrance, do not give due consideration to the laws of nature, and therefore will not favorably support the harmony and success of the government.

‘It is no surprise that the Members of Parliament are constantly quarreling,’ says Dr. Neil Paterson. ‘The mistakes in the design of the House of Commons are clearly reflected in the tense and disharmonious atmosphere in the House.’ [True - very true - r]

In order for the government to be fully effective, it is very important to close the south entrances to Parliament (see diagram). The Natural Law Party also suggest that all Canadians, both for their own good fortune and for that of the whole country, should refrain from using south entrances to their homes and offices. ‘Unless we reconstruct our country in accord with Natural Law, we will not enjoy the full support of the evolutionary power of Natural Law in all of our activities, and problems and misfortunes will continue in our government and in our nation,’ said Dr. Paterson.”

There it is. Do yourself and the country a favour and skip those disharmonious south-facing doors, everyone.

{ 2 comments }

Apple has a track record of doing a mid-cycle refresh to their phones: the iPhone 3G, example, was bumped to become the 3GS with the addition of faster hardware. Something tells me the next iPhone refresh, however, may be more comprehensive than usual. Here’s why:

The Antenna: That exposed antenna cost Apple some brand credibility, which isn’t something that Apple cedes lightly, and the free bumper program and PR effort cost them millions. Finally, the antenna doesn’t seem to deliver any functional improvements – iPhone 4 reception on average doesn’t appear to be any better or worse than any of its internally-antenna’d competitors. Note that Mark Papermaster fell on his sword and left Apple in the wake of antennagate – that’s pretty telling for a company that values long-tenured executives. I expect Apple would be happy to have the antenna back inside the case sooner rather than later.

The Glass Back: The iPhone 4 has a glass back that is prone to shattering. With the antenna on the outside, it doesn’t offers any functional improvement over a metal back, and arguably doesn’t offer any more visual appeal than aluminum or plastic alternatives. Rumours are heavy that iPhone 5 will be back to metal. I would argue that it won’t be aluminum as many articles suggest, but rather the product of one of Apple’s more mysterious acquisitions, LiquidMetal. Remember them? They make weird alloys that allow for very sophisticated designs.

The Processor: The iPhone 4 features an Apple A8 single-core processor. With Apple’s ongoing push into gaming, that chip doesn’t buy the iPhone a lot of head room for future developments. I think the iPad 2 points the way here – rumours abound already that iPhone 5 is going to get the dual-core chip – the A5. Apple’s on a roll with gaming, and I think they’ll act to maintain that momentum. Apple must also be feeling some competitive pressure from Android phones that offer dual core performance and multitasking today – an area that Apple has consistently fallen down in.

4G Networks and Verizon LTE: Apple’s Jobs apparently likes the cut of Verizon’s LTE jib. For those who don’t know, LTE is a “4G” or next-generation high-speed network technology. Since the launch of the iPhone 4 on Verizon, Verizon’s download speeds have been shown to be consistently slower than those of AT&T – a fact that would have been know to Apple prior to the launch. That’s not a great experience for Apple’s Verizon customers today. But – Verizon’s the LTE champ in North America, and there’s already lots of speculation that Apple is planning for an LTE iPhone. Or, Apple may welcome Sprint into the iPhone fold with a 4G iPhone 5 (4G is a high-speed alternative to LTE) as well as make AT&T’s 4G network available to iPhone owners. The bottom line is that there’s a lot going on with high-speed wireless technology, all of which is bypassing Apple’s current phones and customers.

So – sum it all up and you’ve got a tarnished brand (the antenna), a somewhat dubious design feature (the glass back), a processor that’s going to run out of steam (A8), and new drool worthy networks that Apple can’t touch (LTE and 4G). The processor and networks are going to quickly become tablestakes in my view, and the antenna and backing changes would return Apple to their excellent user-focused design tradition. So – I call iPhone 5 for this fall.

{ 1 comment }

Gold And Silver As Currency? [idiocracy]

March 8, 2011

The Utah House of Representatives has approved a bill that allowing gold and silver coins to be used as currency… Rep. Brad Galvez (R) explained: “This is a step in preparedness, a step in security that allows us to be able to help hold up our economy as the dollar continues to shrink.” via Utah House Approves [...]

Read the full article →

Rising Sun: Japan’s 20-year economic conspiracy, unmasked! [idiocracy]

March 6, 2011

Yes, all talk about “stagnation” and “malaise” to the contrary, Japan’s surplus is up more than five-fold since 1990. And, yes, far from falling against the dollar, the Japanese yen has actually boasted the strongest rise of any major currency in the last two decades… I find it hard to avoid the conclusion that the story [...]

Read the full article →

Drive a Mazda? Don’t mind the SPIDERS. Or the recall. [nanny state]

March 3, 2011

First Nanny State post in a while, but a funny one. The Japanese automaker has issued a recall for 52,000 Mazda6 sedans due to potential obstruction in the vehicles evaporative systems. Apparently, the evaporative canister vent line of certain 2009 and 2010 Mazda6 models is the perfect home for a species of spider. If the [...]

Read the full article →