From the category archives:

Idiocracy

Yahoo is a sinking ship without effective management, an attractive product shelf, or much of a heartbeat left after years of getting jerked around by Yang & Bartz. To think that somehow legacy-titan Microsoft and the Canada Pension Plan Investment Board will be able to squeeze value out of it is ludicrous.

Private-equity firm Silver Lake Partners is working with one of its investors, the Canada Pension Plan Investment Board, and Microsoft Corp. to put together a proposal to buy Yahoo Inc., people familiar with the matter said. [WSJ]

 

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Gold And Silver As Currency? [idiocracy]

by Rod Edwards on March 8, 2011


The Utah House of Representatives has approved a bill that allowing gold and silver coins to be used as currency… Rep. Brad Galvez (R) explained: “This is a step in preparedness, a step in security that allows us to be able to help hold up our economy as the dollar continues to shrink.”

via Utah House Approves Gold And Silver As Legal Tender | TPMDC.

I love it. Start stockpiling canned food, gold, and guns, and keep your fingers crossed for the red neck apocalypse! Do Republican policy makers seriously think that gold is a viable alternative to a functional currency, or that there would be anything left to buy if it was? Who are they afraid of – the Chinese Han army? Or those crafty Japanese leaders who have been fooling the world?

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Rising Sun: Japan’s 20-year economic conspiracy, unmasked! [idiocracy]

March 6, 2011

Yes, all talk about “stagnation” and “malaise” to the contrary, Japan’s surplus is up more than five-fold since 1990. And, yes, far from falling against the dollar, the Japanese yen has actually boasted the strongest rise of any major currency in the last two decades… I find it hard to avoid the conclusion that the story [...]

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Why Chinese Mothers Are Superior (Wall Street Journal)

January 10, 2011

What Chinese parents understand is that nothing is fun until you’re good at it. To get good at anything you have to work, and children on their own never want to work, which is why it is crucial to override their preferences. This often requires fortitude on the part of the parents because the child [...]

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Old? Confused? Set in your ways? Check out this ad for film cameras. [video]

January 7, 2011

I love companies that pander to ridiculous stereotypes, like helpless seniors that can’t plug in a camera and that long for the good ol’ days of dropping off film. Found on Wired: “You know that old-person smell? That’s the smell of money! As Vivitar knows, there are people out there who are willing to pay [...]

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Freedom of Choice Isn’t a Mixed Message

January 4, 2011

Here’s a letter to the Editor of the Calgary herald that  suggests that government should just ban cigarettes already: I very am confused by the mixed message our government is sending. The message is that they don’t really want us to smoke because smoking is bad for us, hence the warning labels, yet they will [...]

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Winter-proof sneakers these are not

December 26, 2010

The wide white band and sheepskin or whatever that is ensures that these will look perpetually filthy. Is intelligent design really that hard? Wanted: Sneakers for Winter | Fast Company.

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“Hell yeah, Arizona! Send them home!”

May 18, 2010

Here’s one reason why Arizona’s new laws aren’t any good: to those who chose not to exercise reason, the laws institutionalize bigotry, and in doing so make it passable for everyone – like this restaurant owner in Georgia: Mulligan’s on Roswell Road in Cobb County joined the heated debate over illegal immigration. A sign in [...]

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The Nanny State vs. the Childhood Obesity Epidemic

May 11, 2010

Despite the Nanny State label, this is probably a good thing. That being said, our descent into idiocracy is only hastened when government abdicate parents of their responsibilities. Mom & Dad are too slovenly to feed the kids anything other than Doritos and McDonalds? Clearly the problem is… Doritos and McDonalds. “For the first time, [...]

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Joe Stack’s Daughter Thinks His Anti-Gov’t Views Made Him a Hero

February 22, 2010

That apple didn’t fall far from the tree. Joe Stack’s adult daughter, Samantha Bell, spoke to ABC's “Good Morning America” from her home in Norway. Asked during a phone interview broadcast Monday if she considered her father a hero, she said: “Yes. Because now maybe people will listen.” via Daughter Calls Pilot in Texas Plane [...]

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